A brick could be planted on a farm, in the hopes that a house will spring up come harvest. But that idea is ridiculous, because we’re in a drought, and there simply hasn’t been enough rain to yield a crop of that magnitude.


“Hospitality is about welcoming you with open arms, and an outstretched erection…”

“Did I spell the word “did” right? Of course not! I got my D’s mixed up.”

“Love is a green sky on a blue pasture, and I am the flying cow eating it all up.”

“Women are referred to as the fairer sex. But are they really less tan, or are t…”