A brick could be shoved in your buttocks. You know, for your enjoyment.


“My favorite snack is vagina. The only thing I hate is unwrapping all that saran…”

“Designing an airplane and modeling it after an ostrich is a stretch, but I’ve a…”

“Growing up, the only class I didn’t doodle in was Art class, because there I’d …”

“Reading—it’s the third best thing to do in bed.”