A brick could be strapped to the back of a pet gerbil, to teach it how to swim. That’s how I learned to swim. Grandpa glued a gerbil to my back, dropped me off in the middle of Lake Erie, and told me he expected both of us back for dinner the following night. 


“I drink screwdrivers because they help me unwind.”

“I want to go to Martha’s Vineyard. I have an aunt named Martha. And an uncle by…”

“I’m twice as old as she is tall. She’s half my age in height. We have a David a…”

“A brick could be used as one ingredient on the greedy Cake of Love. Other ingre…”