A brick could be substituted in for Kansas as a US state, because they’re roughly the same shape, they have the same topography, and I just found Topeka without the aid of a microscope.


“Don’t tell me your name. If you don’t tell me your name, I can’t hurt your feel…”

“My name is Ron G. Am I wrong?”

“Love is snowy, like the raincloud I left in the freezer. I would ski on the slo…”

“Call me Bitter Otter. It’s just a nickname I gave myself. However, a better des…”