A brick could be thrown, like a football, only instead of a wide receiver, I’d recommend sending out a politician to catch your pass.


“I brush my teeth with a leg of fried chicken, and gravy is my toothpaste.”

“A blanket could be drenched in water, frozen, and then enjoyed like a giant cot…”

“I went to a fire sale. I brought a bucket of water, and boy did I make a splash.”

“I have as much style as a turnstile. Thrust your hips into me.”