A brick could be used as 1,2, and 4. But not 3. No, 3 is too holy for a brick. 3 is a number so magical it can only be used by a blanket.


“Sorry I’m late. Traffic was nonexistent.”

“As the Hulk is green, I was bright red. I wasn’t embarrassed, but I was having …”

“A blanket, as the epitome of warmth, could be used to stop colds. Also, sex wit…”

“A blanket, no matter how thin, could be sliced thinner, and in this way one bla…”