A brick could be used as a bottle opener. Just don’t smash down too hard, or you’ll shatter the bottle.


“I am cursed. Everybody around me dies. It just might take a hundred years for t…”

“I’ll make fun of him, but I’ll call him Him, because if I use his name I’ll imm…”

“Love will find you eventually, I guarantee it. That’s why you need to buy an in…”

“My face doesn’t match my personality. Maybe it would if instead of a mouth I ha…”