A brick could be used as a car salesman. (A used car salesman.)


“The girl who did my oil change was so sexy that after she was done, I drove non…”

“Make your vote count. Be the guy responsible for counting and tallying all the …”

“A blanket could be used as a spy, because if you need to blend in and go under …”

“Reflecting on myself—it can be introspective, depending on if I’m standing in f…”