A brick could be used as a cock block. 


“My banana is decomposing in my pocket. I was happy to see you, but now I’m brow…”

“I’ll tell you, I go absolutely bananas for phallic-shaped fruit.”

“The indignity of having to wear suntan lotion pales in comparison to getting sk…”

“A blanket can be rolled up, much like I roll up my emotions when I listen to po…”