A brick could be used as a comb, if you’re bald and have no hair.


“Theo named his son Theology. But his son changed it to The O to honor his dad, …”

“If my doctor told me I only had five minutes to live, I’d probably change all t…”

“I respect my elders, but I don’t respect the Myelders, who are my neighbors, be…”

“People can only grow, stagnate, or regress. Which one are you doing? I’m both g…”