A brick could be used as a floatation device. But only use it if the person drowning is a politician.


“I thought it was a tree log, but it was just an erect elephant penis. But that …”

“Nobody’s going to notice what’s not there, unless something was there and now i…”

“I think the most heavenly food is fluffy white clouds.”

“To Do Today, 1/17/081. Sit and think2. Reach enlightenment3. Feed the cats”