A brick could be used as a floating object that dispensed fresh water, if only it were lighter and shaped like a cloud.


“How many supermodels can you fit in a toothpick canister? I don’t know, but I p…”

“She’s not a pothead. That thing on her neck is a vase. And anyway, I’m all for …”

“Love smells like a flower in bloom. A flower that's sitting on a pile of steami…”

“Pick a number between one to ten. Now, pick the number that you think I picked …”