A brick could be used as a laxative. You know, “Shit a brick.”


“A great gift would be a cheap pen, mounted on a wooden plaque, with the accompa…”

“I heard everything you said, listened to half, and agreed with a quarter. And 1…”

“I make ridiculous like I make damn sure nobody sees me while I’m making it.”

“Even when we’re old, I’ll still look at you with the same eyes. (Who else’s eye…”