A brick could be used as a musical instrument. But it would take someone as deaf as Beethoven to enjoy it.


“I spoke the word “moo” into a glass of water, hoping to change the structure of…”

“The best way to wake up is with coffee and an erection.
The cool part is one ca…”

“I like cream and sugar in my sleep.”

“From the corner of my eye I saw her. Of course this chance encounter with Rebec…”