A brick could be used as a pillow, if you first wrap it with a blanket. But if you’re shivering from being cold, don’t worry—I’ll cover you with my naked body.


“I had to stop selling stick-figure portraits of women at the beach, after too m…”

“I often laugh at a dog that chases its own tail. But aren’t there some people o…”

“A brick could be used as disbelief. I can tell you believe me, so why don’t you…”

“Some people wish they could have invented the wheel. But I’m trying to reinvent…”