A brick could be used as a Sexual Orientation Device. But I don’t need it, because I know my sexual orientation—north!


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“A great gift would be a cheap pen, mounted on a wooden plaque, with the accompa…”

“Mr. Pot drank ten pots of coffee, even though I only made eight. That’s a savin…”

“In the spirit of slumber parties, I want to have a sleepover and invite only na…”