A brick could be used as a steak knife, and a fly swatter could be used as a meat tenderizer.


“I want to open up a counter-culture club. It’ll be anti-established in 2012.”

“She gave me the cold shoulder, so I heated it up in the microwave. Sometimes #l…”

“When the going gets tough, the tough give thanks for their mountain bike. I’m s…”

“She had blonde hair like spaghetti noodles, and then she went and dyed it marin…”