A brick could be used as a substitute for the brother I never had. It seems ridiculous, but I’ve always wanted a brother who was smarter than the average politician.


“I’d race my motorcycle across the ocean just to avoid swimming in the desert. L…”

“A brick could be put on the end of a scale, to determine if the other end of th…”

“I drove your lunch to work, and I parked it in my stomach.”

“My thermos does such a good job of keeping my tea hot that it feels like I’m dr…”