A brick could be used as a trophy, and when you get yours, believe me, you’ll have earned it.


“A blanket could be used to barter with. I could trade my blanket for your sex, …”

“Even my underwear is art. It's like a splatter painting in yellow I call “Crust…”

“A sand trap is like a politician in its duality. It represents two opposing vie…”

“Cap’n is the cuddliest cat this side of the rabbit hole. He’s like a furry lump…”