A brick could be used as Bigfoot. You know, as something the people can really believe in.


“I’m big on body language. If you give me the air hand job gesture, I might try …”

“I make love like a half an hour minus 27 minutes. If you’re as bad in bed as I …”

“I told you I didn’t want to go. Of course, I really did want to go, but I just …”

“A blanket could be used to cover my couch. Nobody should see that I constructed…”