A brick could be used in a knee replacement surgery, to build back the wall separating man from a sub four-minute mile. Damn you, Roger Bannister!


“I want to be the object of your objections.”

“Mustaches are so cool that I not only have one—I have two. I wear both of mine …”

“I bought a big brown stuffed animal. You know, for dinner.”

“I’ve lost many things, and many people, but thankfully I haven’t lost my life, …”