A brick could be used to build a future with me. Come, let’s start a life together.


“Even my underwear is art. It's like a splatter painting in yellow I call “Crust…”

“People are trying to kill people. Well, those people need to die.”

“He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled bec…”

“A brick could be used as a substitute for the steak my mother-in-law just cooke…”