A brick could be used to cook with, as a thickening agent in gravy. But as history proves, the thickest agents work for the government as tax collectors. 


“I tried to make it out in the moment, while we were making out, but now I’ve go…”

“Love is the most amazing feeling in the world. Let me double check. Yep, love i…”

“A brick could be used to build a color theory that red objects encapsulate rage…”

“There’s a traffic jam in the stream. I’d better go fish up a solution. Too bad …”