A brick could be used to dispel the very same lies that a blanket could be used to cover up. 


“My advice is to write during commercial breaks, and read while your favorite TV…”

“This book comes with its very own logo (logo sold separately).”

“Trying to stay within my budget, I bought napkins instead of underwear. They’re…”

“She had breasts like deflated balloons, and nipples like the wrinkled and flopp…”