A brick could be used to enhance your sex life. So what are you waiting for? Get that gerbil out of your pants


“With twelve of my clones, I want to co-write a one-liner about sex, drugs, and …”

“I won’t be lulled by the lullaby, when what waits after is eternal sleep.”

“A brick could be used to remind me of you. Of course, so could a photograph, bu…”

“Love is like a unicorn with a rainbow for a horn. What I mean is it’s rare, and…”