A brick could be used to enslave humanity. No wait, a brick can’t do that—but the Masons can.


“I’m not a consumer, because consumers are consumed with shopping. No, I prefer …”

“My rule of thumb for hitchhiking is: stick it up straight and proud and make if…”

“If you want to know what love is for, the answer is “other people.”

“On a unicycle, my tire will tire before I do. I ride for charity. I’m trying to…”