A brick could be used to keep you three inches away from death.


“I just bought a can of brown paint. It’s more expensive than coffee, but I real…”

“Bricks could be used to fill my empty trophy cabinet. But first I’ve got to win…”

“How many birthdays can you fit in your lifetime? If you answered "All of them,"…”

“I’m sure I look memorable in my tuxedo, and she looks gorgeous in her wedding g…”