A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you everywhere you go, and you’ll see what I mean. 


“If I bottled ginger ale, it’d be made from the finest red hair available.”

“A blanket could be used to wrap up a case.
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“Driving is better than walking, because hitting is better than being hit.”

“Dr. Chuck “Chuckles” Gigglebrooks, lead researcher at the National Association …”