A brick could be used to make the world safer for our children. Well, not our children, as I don't actually have any kids—but certainly your children. Skeptical? A brick could better protect your children than all the Federal government agencies combined.


“A brick could be placed in an empty circular room, so that when you tell a dunc…”

“Even if there were only seventeen syllables left in the universe, I still don’t…”

“Your vote doesn’t count. All that counts is who counts the votes.”

“I boasted that I bested the best, and I did. I beat my clone. In my dream, of c…”