A brick could be used to raise my spirits. I’m feeling low right now, low by about three inches.


“Is there anything more pathetic than a flower that doesn’t get enough sunlight …”

“My soul is invisible, like an anorexic’s dinner, but it sure enhances how I fee…”

“The fish meowed at me. It must be a catfish.”

“Are you cool enough to live on Me street? It’s a one-way street, you know.”