A brick could be used to remind me of you. Of course, so could a photograph, but how am I supposed to lob a photo through your car’s windshield?


“After my first coaching experience, the field looked more like Gettysburg than …”

“I made an agreement with the fish. They’d give up their lives, if I’d eat every…”

“His name was Skip, but I didn’t. I waited patiently in line behind him. But do …”

“His voice was so gravelly I could drive a truck on it. And I would have, but I …”