A brick could be used to represent my hero. My hero obviously doesn’t look like a brick, but since he is my hero I decided to represent him as more handsome and interesting than he really is. Who’s my hero? Any member of Congress.

“I would rather make love than war, but only because condoms kill millions of li…”

“I am terrified of heights, sharks, and spiders, so I am not into skydiving, sur…”

“Like the ocean I wave. Hello and goodbye are the same, when I talk with my hand.”

“If you expect others to think for you, then you expect others to live your life…”