A brick could be used to represent no, and a blanket could be used to represent yes. If I ask you, “Will you sleep with me?” I expect you to run to the bedroom, get naked, and get under the blanket. Whatever you do, do not reach for the brick.


“I’m ambidextrous. I can write just as poorly with either hand.”

“A blanket could be used as a sail for my self-esteem when I’m floating upstream…”

“Walking on the beach like a ventriloquist, I’ll make it sound like the ocean is…”

“A brick could be used to cool your drink, like a large ice cube.
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