A brick could be used to represent society as a whole. But to represent society as a half, I’d recommend using either a full carton of half and half, or a half-full carton of whole milk.


“I’ll be 30 in March, and it feels just like yesterday that I thought tomorrow w…”

“Did I spell the word “did” right? Of course not! I got my D’s mixed up.”

“If you have Microsoft Word, you can become a writer tonight. Just start typing!”

“My friends mess around with my friends—and my friends’ bikes. Sex with bicycles…”