A brick could be used to represent the state of Kansas. Both are flat, both are rectangular, both have tried to insert themselves up my anus, and both failed to penetrate me (though Kansas got pretty close).


“When two are united as one, I’ll be there. And so will someone else.”

“To save space and money, Thor and my mom work in the same office, which is basi…”

“I want an ocean job, but they’re hard to land.”

“Trying to learn body language in a week is like trying to master Polish in 20 h…”