A brick could be used to satisfy your hunger—and satisfy my curiosity.


“I keep my fears chained up in the basement, along with a few of my foes.”

“I’ll stab you with a pointy thingy. Not a sword, a knife, or even a mountaintop…”

“I am not into nudity on camera, but I would love to wear a banana peel over my …”

“I work as a husband, but I’m also trying to get employment as a neighbor. Sugar…”