A brick could be used to save humanity from mortality. Or at least save us from mortar. 


“Politicians are people with easy answers for hard problems.”

“Who stole my stew? I left it sitting in my stomach while I went to the bathroom…”

“My love is like one of those wooden Russian nesting dolls (matryoshka doll). I …”

“I had a hand in getting my clone employment. I gave him a handjob.”