A brick could be used to send Satan back from whence he came. But where did he come from? Probably Washington DC.


“If you’re getting up to cross the Sahara, I could sure go for a bottle of water…”

“I like to pet trees—especially if they have furry leaves.”

“My brakes sound like my horn, and my car’s bumper is bumpy enough to be brail. …”

“A blanket could be considered part of performance art, if you’re inconsiderate …”