A brick could be used to wipe your ass with. You know, if you already live someplace shitty. Auteur: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “I gave her a broken watch, to symbolize that my love for her is forever and tim…” “I’m great at making love, at least for the first 20 bucks, and for about 30 min…” “I ought to fire one of my two employees into the other one’s asshole.” “I fell in love with a beautiful girl, got her pregnant, and then I got married.…”