A brick could be wrapped in plastic and sold individually to toddlers as toys. (Warning: Bricks can be harmful if swallowed. If ingested, please contact a physician first, and then the manager of a circus.)


“I write like I make love: alone in my bathtub, as I let the fantasy overflow an…”

“I like the New York Times. I only wish it were softer, and more like toilet pap…”

“As much as I would love to know what you know, I’d much rather eat your brain w…”

“The picture is bad because the photographer was poor. I took the picture myself…”