A brick could replace your window, if your window’s opaque, and you throw the brick hard enough.


“I’ve come a long way in the last year. 365 days, to be exact.”

“With a last name like Elov, you’d probably have a mixed up love life.”

“I wrote a thesis on love, and I wrote it in lipstick. Of course, I also got blo…”

“After I had my computer about a month, I finally figured out how to turn it on.…”