A brick has no legs, so it probably slithers like a snake. Therefore, a brick might make a good pet. And at least you wouldn’t have to walk it.


“I was driving on the highway and saw an orange sign on the side of the road tha…”

“The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, a…”

“My love is as loud as it can be while still being silent. Would you describe ou…”

“My name is my reputation. And all I have in this world is my name. Well, and my…”