A brick has ten holes in two rows lining the center—perfect so that you and nine of your friends can each stick your little dicks in the brick after a few beers.


“As a thinker, and most writers would consider themselves thinkers, your competi…”

“I could tell I loved her from the moment I saw her, right after she opened the …”

“I’d eat a mosquito to satisfy my hunger for an itch.”

“The dollar isn’t worth its weight in gold, and the pound isn’t worth its weight…”