A brick is a fraction of a building, and a brick is like a building—if you're like an ant.


“Never sit on a freshly painted bench, or stand on a wet wall. That’s a lesson i…”

“I type as fast as a ten-legged man who just had eight legs chopped off runs.”

“Does Ziploc make body bags? I’ll bet the corpses would stay fresher for longer …”

“You know who you remind me of? Your clone.”