A brick is a mode of transportation, for a bug going nowhere in life.


“I’m looking for a girlfriend. That’s why I brought binoculars.”

“Jack Black and Betty White should couple and produce Earl Grey. I could go for …”

“Number one on my list of things to do before I die is become immortal. Obviousl…”

“I remember the good old days. You must remember the good old days, because they…”