A brick is a mythical object that empowers its handler and enables them to conquer the world and control the globe through secret occult knowledge. Just ask the Masons.


“A brick could be used as the perfect response in one particular situation. Next…”

“I’ll make a goofy face at you. It’s just another stunning example of my ability…”

“I submitted a poem last night to The New Yorker. They said it can take up to th…”

“Bricks could be used to replace stop signs. Some people won’t stop at stop sign…”