A brick is slow, when it’s lying on the floor. But fast when just thrown.


“The smell of coffee was enough to wake up my neighbors. In a display of gratitu…”

“As a thinker, and most writers would consider themselves thinkers, your competi…”

“Me mating with a midget is like a skyscraper having sex with a cathedral. But s…”

“I’ll be 30 in March, and it feels just like yesterday that I thought tomorrow w…”