A brick is something solid, stable, and yet edgy. In other words, it’s everything a politician isn’t.


“I want to keep a human mouth on my coffee table. It’ll be a great conversation …”

“In a lot of ways I am like a duck. I love the water; I have large, web-like fee…”

“It must be awful to be on a team with a superstar, someone much better than eve…”

“A brick could be fired out of a cannon, in an attempt to bring down a brick wal…”