A brick is what I’m voting for for President. And guess what? If you’re voting for a Republican or Democrat, so are you.


“I didn’t call her, but the phone works two ways. So does my love.”

“A brick could be used as a medallion on the end of a necklace, much like human …”

“It’s a conflict of interest, because I’m not interested.”

“At the end of the first date, I got my courage up and I made a move. One U-Haul…”