A brick makes an excellent window cleaner, if you throw it hard enough. Before you know it, your window will look so clean you’d think it had been replaced with a new one.


“I want to invent a drug to help people get off drugs.”

“When I go on a drive, I like to listen to “Drive,” by The Cars.”

“Hair grows out of moles, and for this reason I wish I had a row of moles above …”

“I write down my dreams. I use the excuse “I’m writing” to sleep all the time.”